The Republic of Redomorph is a massive, safe nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, state-planned economy, and pith helmet sales. The cynical population of 1.031 billion Redomorphians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Redomorph City. The average income tax rate is 77.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Redomorphian economy, worth 76.7 trillion Morphs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 74,390 Morphs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A byzantine web of conspiracies and secret alliances must be navigated any time legislation is voted upon, the national defense strategy is a little floppy, a valid legal defense is 'dead men tell no tales', and the nation is a world leader in martyrs per capita. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Redomorph's national animal is the Snail, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Redomorph is ranked 33,029^th in the world and 64^th in The Wellspring for Safest, scoring 108.08 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.