The Most Serene Republic of Nakeyy is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Crab overlord with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 1.945 billion Nakeyyians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crasandan. The average income tax rate is 92.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nakeyyian economy, worth 227 trillion Sands a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 116,958 Sands, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It's been a banner year for local vexillology, people with political aspirations study how to make balloon animals, nations that kill a Nakeyyian can expect a strongly worded letter, and people who tease dwarfs are being cut down to size. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nakeyy's national animal is the Crab, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Nakeyy is ranked 16,595^th in the world and 546^th in The North Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,327.48 on the Clooney Contribution Index.