Population | 12.474 billion |
Capital | Grand Mroskau |
Leader | Bukheil Dobrachuvie Gurbochiev |
Faith | Barlakkism |
Currency | Tsetan |
Animal | Golden Eagle |
The Socialist Federative State of Molossiania is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Bukheil Dobrachuvie Gurbochiev with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 12.474 billion Molossianians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grand Mroskau. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Molossianian economy, worth a remarkable 2,249 trillion Tsetans a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 180,297 Tsetans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Printing out government documents requires the approval of at least three admins, police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, and all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Molossiania's national animal is the Golden Eagle and its national religion is Barlakkism.
Molossiania is ranked 22,722nd in the world and 656th in The North Pacific for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 6,667.31 on the Gilded Widget Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Molossiania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic, Most Developed, Most Influential, Highest Average Incomes, and Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Molossiania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Molossiania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
- : Molossiania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
- : Molossiania's influence in The North Pacific rose from "Zero" to "Minnow".
- : Molossiania relocated from Balder to The North Pacific.
- : Molossiania's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Molossiania changed its national currency to "Tsetan" and its motto to "Equality, liberty and socialism!".
- : Molossiania altered its national flag.
- : Molossiania was refounded in Balder.