| Population | 3.662 billion |
| Capital | World Wonder |
| Leader | The First Minister |
| Currency | Loni |
| Animal | Mammoth |
The United Socialist Republic of Kokus Foria is a massive, safe nation, ruled by The First Minister with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, public floggings, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 3.662 billion KokusForians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of World Wonder. The average income tax rate is 93.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Kokus Forian economy, worth 438 trillion Lonis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 119,837 Lonis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Celebrity wrestlers thumb their nose at due process, Kokus Forian scientists are mixing chewing tobacco with bacon flavouring in an attempt to craft the perfect male snack, parents often ask to see a credit report before lending money to their own children, and anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kokus Foria's national animal is the Mammoth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Kokus Foria is ranked 94,290th in the world and 3,649th in Balder for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,280.11 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Kokus Foria, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper.
- : Following new legislation in Kokus Foria, parents often ask to see a credit report before lending money to their own children.
- : Following new legislation in Kokus Foria, Kokus Forian scientists are mixing chewing tobacco with bacon flavouring in an attempt to craft the perfect male snack.
- : Following new legislation in Kokus Foria, celebrity wrestlers thumb their nose at due process.
- : Following new legislation in Kokus Foria, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques.
- : Following new legislation in Kokus Foria, statistics show that terrorists often come from broken families.
- : Following new legislation in Kokus Foria, politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days.
- : Following new legislation in Kokus Foria, prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others.
- : Kokus Foria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, Most Advanced Public Education, Most Inclusive, Most Beautiful Environments, and Highest Food Quality.
- : Following new legislation in Kokus Foria, failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside.
