The Holy Hm Kingdom of Hraindamalandia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by ᚪᛚᛒᚢᛋ-ᛒᚩᚢᚱᛒ with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, devout population of 1.938 billion Hmandians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leóa. The average income tax rate is 91.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hmish economy, worth 250 trillion hms a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 129,475 hms, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Hraindamalandia as a reminder of their "special relationship", mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, it's illegal to be caught on tape, and the government's religious works are headed by a New Age guru. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hraindamalandia's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Hmism.

Hraindamalandia is ranked 279,323^rd in the world and 62^nd in Arctica for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -10.86 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.