The Greater Empire of Emnaria is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Wilhelm Von Saksen I with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.329 billion Emnarians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Konstaht. The average income tax rate is 91.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Emnarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,337 trillion Emnarian Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 182,518 Emnarian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The deaf are perplexed when the weather report tells them that the wind will be "bringing some rain along the Nazi ghosts", the police use sound cannons and mortars to deal with loud parties, heavily-armed commandos play rock-paper-scissors over whether to execute criminals and foreign visitors, and executions are marked by quiet dignity and maybe a final round or two of whist. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emnaria's national animal is the Western Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Emnaria is ranked 9,674^th in the world and 12^th in Saint Helene for Lowest Crime Rates, with 101.87 law-abiding acts per hour.