The Republic of Confederate States Of America x2 is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Cody with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, devout population of 2.31 billion Confederate States Of America x2ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of DC. The average income tax rate is 56.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Confederate States Of America x2ian economy, worth 102 trillion Dollars a year, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 44,424 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Flu research is commonly shut down for fear of creating a superbug, hoping to get pregnant is considered sinful presumption, drawing men's naughty bits isn't considered to be art, and large areas of Confederate States Of America x2 are not accessible by the public. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Confederate States Of America x2's national animal is the Eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Christianity.

Confederate States Of America x2 is ranked 62,711^th in the world and 3,775^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 71.26 law-abiding acts per hour.