The Dainty Dragon Dominion of Card Kingdom is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Fenlon The Fair with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, barren, inhospitable landscape, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 6.817 billion Darling Dragons hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Venue Of Lovely Glamor. The average income tax rate is 78.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Charming economy, worth a remarkable 1,625 trillion Alluring Aromas a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Soda Sales, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 238,494 Alluring Aromas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Movie references are legally admissible in court, teenagers across the country are celebrating the defeat of a national curfew bill, new legislators take a week-long class entitled "Keeping Your Job: How to Avoid Offending Fenlon The Fair", and artists are renowned for their ability to make art pieces out of thin air. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Card Kingdom's national animal is the Ravishing Wyvern, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sweet Sugarly Saccharine Syndicate.

Card Kingdom is ranked 56,921^st in the world and 1,577^th in The North Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 52,230.34 Standard Monetary Units.