The Kingdom of Amoamogus is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by King of Amoamogus with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and feral children. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.629 billion Amoamogusians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City of Amoamogus. The average income tax rate is 72.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Amoamogusian economy, worth a remarkable 1,156 trillion Amoamogusian Dolars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 249,888 Amoamogusian Dolars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Recent events in Dàguó have been classified 'for King of Amoamogus's eyes only', the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, male celebrity chefs are laughed at for their lack of manliness, and nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Amoamogus's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Protestantism.

Amoamogus is ranked 291,200^th in the world and 6,342^nd in The North Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 0.18 average smiles per day.