The Retired Delegate of Chiken Hood is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by John Wikk with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, feral children, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.631 billion Chiken Hoodians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Hoodian. The average income tax rate is 68.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Chiken Hoodian economy, worth 452 trillion Bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 171,954 Bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The suicide rate mysteriously skyrockets during census years, a shocking number of estate planners are beneficiaries of their clients' wills, state-sanctioned torture is okay so long as there's no icky blood, and living well is no longer the best kind of revenge. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Chiken Hood's national animal is the Black Chicken, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Chiken Hood is ranked 238,609^th in the world and 14,906^th in Chicken overlords for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -6.32 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.