The People's State of Jackuul is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Unknown Leader with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, ban on automobiles, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 9.222 billion JSD Citizens enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Syndical District of Bob. The average income tax rate is 92.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming JSDian economy, worth a remarkable 1,079 trillion JSDS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 117,054 JSDS, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads, burning twigs to keep warm while lost in the wild is now a felony, and children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Jackuul's national animal is the jackal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is useless.

Jackuul is ranked 3,180^th in the world and 45^th in The Leftist Assembly for Safest, scoring 138.81 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.