The Constitutional Monarchy of Folcvania is a massive, genial nation, ruled by PM Harkys Maeld with an even hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 4.191 billion Folcvanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vaerhavn. The average income tax rate is 76.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Folcvanian economy, worth 135 trillion Arpings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 32,298 Arpings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, priests are being drafted by the church load, diplomats shake hands with their right and hide a poison dagger in their left, and the government pours millions of Arpings into rehabilitation programs annually. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Folcvania's national animal is the Snow Leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Folcvanian Heathenry.

Folcvania is ranked 26,534^th in the world and 204^th in The Leftist Assembly for Safest, scoring 110.8 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.