The United States of Chairman Cities is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Presd-CEO Mr Edward Moss with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, national health service, and aversion to nipples. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 17.516 billion European Unions have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of European Union States. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient European Union Citizen economy, worth a remarkable 4,080 trillion US Currencies a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 232,971 US Currencies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, libraries have replaced overdue book fines with mandatory mental health assessments, and creating dance remixes is the newest form of conspicuous consumption. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chairman Cities's national animal is the European Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The EU Baptist Administration.

Chairman Cities is ranked 104,617^th in the world and 3,650^th in Osiris for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,638.56 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.