The Udonovi Republic of Kulkkistan is a massive, pleasant nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Ali Tarrokh with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working population of 1.676 billion Kulkkis have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Noshkant. The average income tax rate is 17.8%.

The strong Kulkkistanian economy, worth 81.1 trillion Kulkki sudris a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Cheese Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 48,415 Kulkki sudris, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

It is a silent spring in Kulkkistan, Kulkkistan has designated Noshkant as its capital city, Supreme Leader Ali Tarrokh has just been declared ruler of Kulkkistan in an international press conference, and Akhism has been named as Kulkkistan's national religion. Crime is moderate. Kulkkistan's national animal is the Kulkki plains horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Akhism.

Kulkkistan is ranked 82,975^th in the world and 27^th in The Hole To Hide In for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 2,961.17 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.