The Confederacy of Arkhall is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ritual sacrifices, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed population of 13.057 billion Arkhallians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 66.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Arkhallian economy, worth 380 trillion pesos a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 29,166 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's more vermin than ever on the metro, doctors who mutter "Oh my God" often lose their medical license, a few people seem to spend their whole time complaining, and being Leader has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arkhall's national animal is the dove, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Arkhall is ranked 96,036^th in the world and 3^rd in Potato for Lowest Crime Rates, with 66.36 law-abiding acts per hour.