The Royal States of The Isles of Bermuda is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Phoenix with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 10.496 billion Bermudans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aeranas. The average income tax rate is 90.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bermudan economy, worth a remarkable 1,161 trillion francs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 110,664 francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Criminals are thrown to the Bumblebees to repay their debt to society, the internet has been placed under government control, concussed Bumblebeeball players cannot remember their lineup position, and owning a fishing rod can cause you to be subject to military questioning. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Isles of Bermuda's national animal is the Bumblebee, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Satanism.

The Isles of Bermuda is ranked 21,737^th in the world and 1^st in The Gay Agenda for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 267.45 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.