The Gold Constitutional Monarchy of The Flyin Research Centre is a gargantuan, genial nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.012 billion Flyin Research Centreans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flyinia Beta. The average income tax rate is 17.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Flyin Research Centrean economy, worth 453 trillion Golden Feathers a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,147 Golden Feathers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bouncers at the door of the sweet shop warn five-year-olds not to cause trouble, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, museums have more touchscreens on display than artifacts, and Mr Happy's Funland has just been named The Flyin Research Centre's new capital. Crime is totally unknown. The Flyin Research Centre's national animal is the Hedgehog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Flyin Research Centre is ranked 169,223^rd in the world and 2^nd in The Flyin Miniverse for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 34,029.3 Standard Monetary Units.