The Commonwealth of Srpski Novo Zelandjani is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by J D PoluPolu with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 14.743 billion Srpski Novo Zelandjanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 92.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Srpski Novo Zelandjanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,807 trillion Paras a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 122,578 Paras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Days begin with afternoon tea, the nation is known as the cheapskates of The North Pacific, mystics are claiming that a simultaneous rise in scepticism and education budgets is correlation rather than causation, and the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Srpski Novo Zelandjani's national animal is the Hedgehog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Firmly Agnostic.

Srpski Novo Zelandjani is ranked 280,917^th in the world and 6,111^th in The North Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 0.51 flags saluted per person per day.