The Ladies and Gentlemen of Oliverandria is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sarah Palins Clone with an even hand, and renowned for its lack of airports, daily referendums, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, devout population of 10.406 billion Oliverandrians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hogwarts. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Oliverandrian economy, worth a remarkable 1,819 trillion French Toast Sticks a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 174,864 French Toast Sticks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Forgetting to pay your annual passport bill is a leading cause of deportations, medical staff can legally quiet people who ask for a second helping of Salisbury steak, official medical guidelines insist that childbirth is 'almost totally painless', and you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oliverandria's national animal is the Monster VSCO Girl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sirentology.

Oliverandria is ranked 1,551^st in the world and 1^st in Silent Football for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 4,528.63 on the Clooney Contribution Index.