The Socialist Republic of Czecho-slovako-carpathia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Vladislav Janeček with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.684 billion Czechoslovakocarpathians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Prague. The average income tax rate is 90.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Czechoslovakocarpathian economy, worth 201 trillion CSCCS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 119,908 CSCCS, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bins outnumber trees in city parks, a proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII', counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, and convicted crypto-miners are sent to the salt mines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Czecho-slovako-carpathia's national animal is the Czech double-tailed Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Czecho-slovako-carpathia is ranked 20,224^th in the world and 488^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,020.98 pounds of wildlife per square mile.