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Note: Anyone who bothers to apply to be the "Secretary of Apathetic Affairs" will be disqualified for bothering to apply.

Kingdoms of Cal wrote:Note: Anyone who bothers to apply to be the "Secretary of Apathetic Affairs" will be disqualified for bothering to apply.

You should appoint Greater New Indus, he almost certainly doesn't care.

Fsck it...it's only temporally...depending on how long it takes therm to notice.

and give a sh*t.

Kingdoms of Cal wrote:Did a bit of the clean out of the "office holders"....very few things can get you removed...but stinking up you office (due to being dead) is one of them :-P

So who want a position? The office of "degenerate stoner" is open, along with what ever position you can come up with, keep them light and silly.

Is fruit ninja a position?

Equalitaria and cascadia

May I be the certified donut thief of the Commonwealth?

Lime Cat and Equalitaria and cascadia

Greater new indus wrote:From The Word for World is Forest, right?

actually i think it was compass rose, but it might have been in there too.
anyway i like the idea of one of my previous lives being on a world where people are born look like cats with green fur
(although crispr is cheap and free and safe for everybody and almost everybody designs how they want to look for the rest of their lives on reaching puberty. regeneticizing takes six months of getting a shot every couple of weeks, but is generally considered worth it. no need for costuming when its your own real flesh and bone)

Equalitaria and cascadia

Acrovania wrote:May I be the certified donut thief of the Commonwealth?

If you provide donuts...we don't ask....So the dept wont be looked into too much....but if you could get noodles to....that would rock.

Lime Cat and Equalitaria and cascadia

Ppl I assume you lot will support the new appointees, looking after fruit ninjas, 'acquiring' donuts and well....doing as little as possible....hmm the latter might be useful to run the call centre and deal with treatise we really don't want to pass, but are being learnt on to agree...an entire dept that can guarantee to do nothing but might be useful, entirely staffed by apathetic people. Might be better than my department of degenerates :-D

Lime Cat and Equalitaria and cascadia

Nolo gap wrote:actually i think it was compass rose, but it might have been in there too.
anyway i like the idea of one of my previous lives being on a world where people are born look like cats with green fur
(although crispr is cheap and free and safe for everybody and almost everybody designs how they want to look for the rest of their lives on reaching puberty. regeneticizing takes six months of getting a shot every couple of weeks, but is generally considered worth it. no need for costuming when its your own real flesh and bone)

That's funny: A long time ago, as in about a decade, I thought about writing a book with Acrovania in it. (The concept of Acrovania well-predates this nation.) Originally it would've been populated with anthropomorphic chameleons, complete with their weird hands. But then I settled for something a little more standard, specifically green-furred foxes. Now? Still the same as before, but with multiple different fur colors.

Equalitaria and cascadia

Issue »Shelia ‘Cannibal’ Assange (...) the infamous ingester of infants

3. “The death penalty is a regrettable necessity (...),” intones Judicial Review Officer Randy Sulu
4. “Wait... we’re not one of those loopy nations that have the death penalty, are we?” panics confused civil servant Wendy Caesar

One is an idiot. The other will be visited by the secret police in a very near future, never to be seen again.
I will let you guess which is which.

Suikodan wrote:Issue »Shelia ‘Cannibal’ Assange (...) the infamous ingester of infants

3. “The death penalty is a regrettable necessity (...),” intones Judicial Review Officer Randy Sulu
4. “Wait... we’re not one of those loopy nations that have the death penalty, are we?” panics confused civil servant Wendy Caesar

One is an idiot. The other will be visited by the secret police in a very near future, never to be seen again.
I will let you guess which is which.

Wendy is the idiot because she's only finding out about the death penalty right now. Randy will be visited by the secret police becaue the irony would be hilarious.

Redfell wrote:Wendy is the idiot because she's only finding out about the death penalty right now. Randy will be visited by the secret police becaue the irony would be hilarious.

This was a trick question! The answer is: Both.
Both are idiots AND will suddenly vanish without a trace.

Still, you get half the points.

Suikodan wrote:This was a trick question! The answer is: Both.
Both are idiots AND will suddenly vanish without a trace.

Still, you get half the points.

Ah yes, the unsung cleansers of society. Our version usually hauls offenders off to a few years worth of military service to straighten their thought process out. Or if the crime is serious enough, the body will probably be disposed of in an unmarked mass grave near a super-off-limits military installation.

if your bored (adblock-pro + firefox makes youtube usable) https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYNbYGl89UUowy8oXkipC-Q <- astrophysicist who is keen and explains complex things..

worth a view, if you want to know how the current understanding of how the cosmos works...hell she says it doesn't work the way that they are sure...The cosmos isn't doing what it should, there is a crises there, it's doing weird stuff...as usual.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnn_5YMpo3Q <- the crisis in Cosmology...they got the maths wrong....but they have no idea why it's wrong.

https://arxiv.org/abs/1911.02087<- big argument about how old the universe is....background microwave and plaink...it's wierd.

Kingdoms of Cal wrote:if your bored (adblock-pro + firefox makes youtube usable) https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYNbYGl89UUowy8oXkipC-Q <- astrophysicist who is keen and explains complex things..

worth a view, if you want to know how the current understanding of how the cosmos works...hell she says it doesn't work the way that they are sure...The cosmos isn't doing what it should, there is a crises there, it's doing weird stuff...as usual.

Ever heard of the series 'Through the wormhole' ? It goes though quite a number of scientific and somewhat-philosophical subjects. It has Morgan Freeman has the narrator.
I went through the 4 seasons a few times now.

Suikodan wrote:Ever heard of the series 'Through the wormhole' ? It goes though quite a number of scientific and somewhat-philosophical subjects. It has Morgan Freeman has the narrator.
I went through the 4 seasons a few times now.

Yeah have seen that, but it has aged a bit and I like the newest info, as the cosmos is way weirder than we ever thought...and it keeps getting weirder the more we look. Also I like hear direct from scientists, especially ones that are really keen on their stuff, rather that having stuff going threw producers and stuff.

Oh I assume you know we just had the first flight on Mars by a rotor propelled air craft...which is so cool. I figure @ the next launch window someone it going to put a bigger drone up there....which would be so cool.

Oh I also love the Sir Brian May's phd (the lead guitarist from queen) was on of all things interstellar dust....she actually did a video on his theseus....I wonder how many other rock gods have a PHD in astronomy.

Nolo gap

Well that and Paul Bruce Dickinson...Bruce Dickinson has a freaking commercial pilot licence, the guy is checked out to fly a jumbo jet...um the singer of iron maiden can legally fly all their stuff there...on a jumbo jet....other artists should take note...really that is fun.

its always nice to know there's more to everything then what anyone thinks they know about it.
even people who are in the eye that seldom sees more then one side of them.
wish more of the sciency stuff was on the entertainment box then so much mundane conflict.
it gets mentioned once in a while, but its usually treated almost as a two headed cow when it gets mentioned at all.
nasa does have its own website anyone can access directly without the filter of journalistic media.
as do makers of infrastructure components. which is what the internet started out being all about,
and i frequently wish the business world had never discovered it.

Wow Count Binface came 11th in the London mayoral election...not a bad result for them (google them)...but a really bad result for most of the people after....

As for today's the results..the lib dems are no longer major party in the Scottish parliament (dropping below 5 seats) but the greens have taken the 4th place (they got 6)... but at least they weren't beaten by a guy dressed as a penguin (OK it was only a council election...but still) -> https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2012/may/04/penguin-more-votes-lib-dems

well gb's got andy cap as a whole, who at least turned out to be saner then america's don panoccio, who praise the high gods, got voted out.

pen-gu-ines? the should have run vince (from mongrels)

https://i.imgur.com/QfMp7cd.png

Took this screenshot while I still can; while Greater New Indus isn't around, lol

Lime Cat and Soaps

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