The Ginormous Furry Planet of Grand Traysandor is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President Steve Imaginarium with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and daily referendums. The compassionate, humorless population of 43.267 billion Traysandorians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Swandelle. The average income tax rate is 59.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Grand Traysandorian economy, worth 221 trillion Thingies a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 5,129 Thingies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teenagers are making eye contact with each other for the first time in years, the latest drugs are only legally available to private patients, suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks, and family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grand Traysandor's national animal is the kitsune, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheist.

Grand Traysandor is ranked 5,287^th in the world and 2^nd in The Commonwealth Of Furry Peoples for Lowest Crime Rates, with 115.2 law-abiding acts per hour.