The Imperial Fatherland of Vakunithia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Wladyslaw Tyranny III with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, sprawling nuclear power plants, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.914 billion Vakunithians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tyranny. The average income tax rate is 67.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Vakunithian economy, worth a remarkable 1,008 trillion Yestows a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 145,875 Yestows, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Business is adjusting to new gender equality policies in the workplace, janitors and factory workers are often better educated than the bosses they work for, men who wear pink are seen as dangerously unmanly, and the government considers it a sacred duty to video bikini-clad beach swimmers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vakunithia's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Outlawed.

Vakunithia is ranked 17,116^th in the world and 35^th in Conch Kingdom for Most Patriotic, with 50.98 flags saluted per person per day.