The State of Malcolm T is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 13.787 billion Malcolm Tians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Healthcare, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.2%.

The very strong Malcolm Tian economy, worth 434 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. Average income is 31,498 betales, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

The institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, genetic researchers have been expelled, and convicted murderers are free to walk the streets provided they attend rehabilitation classes. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Malcolm T's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Malcolm T is ranked 119,136^th in the world and 2^nd in Sydney for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 988.05 on the Gilded Widget Scale.