The Democratic Republic of Czech Slavia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Albína Reiserová with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.513 billion Czechs enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

The relatively small, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, with Education, Administration, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Prague. The average income tax rate is 50.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Czech economy, worth a remarkable 3,376 trillion crowns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 293,234 crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found, organ donation is compulsory, the mob vote is a crucial electoral demographic, and Catherine Gratwick's campaign support is considered seminal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Czech Slavia's national animal is the carp, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Czech Slavia is ranked 3,633^rd in the world and 13^th in European Union for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 22,313.88 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.