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Most Secular: 1,962ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,467thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,772nd
The Frozen and Hostile Sector of
Psychotic Dictatorship
I am the Queen of the Multiverse!
Holly Lapis Lazuli Nova Aurora Starlight
Influence
Truckler
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Multiverse of Holly Starlight

Population12.544 billion

CapitalIce Palace of Absolute Zero Temperatures
LeaderHolly Lapis Lazuli Nova Aurora Starlight

CurrencyExtremely Endless SSCG Sequence 3 Joule
AnimalNaturally Curious but Very Hostile Holly

The Frozen and Hostile Sector of The Multiverse of Holly Starlight is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Holly Lapis Lazuli Nova Aurora Starlight with an iron fist, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 12.544 billion Holly's Minions are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ice Palace of Absolute Zero Temperatures. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Holly's Minion economy, worth a remarkable 1,698 trillion Extremely Endless SSCG Sequence 3 Joules a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 135,404 Extremely Endless SSCG Sequence 3 Joules, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Political commentators say that Holly Lapis Lazuli Nova Aurora Starlight's fruitcake plans are about to go pear-shaped, assault rifles sized for 7-year-olds are a frighteningly popular export, the latest national park is visited by more sharks than people, and a little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Multiverse of Holly Starlight's national animal is the Naturally Curious but Very Hostile Holly, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Multiverse of Holly Starlight is ranked 2,772nd in the world and 1st in Space Sector RPRA for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 3,595.08 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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Most Secular: 1,962ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,467thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,772ndLowest Crime Rates: 2,848thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,379thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,554thBest Weather: 3,621stMost Authoritarian: 4,417thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,993rdMost Beautiful Environments: 5,216thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,348thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,676thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,729thLargest Governments: 6,123rdLongest Average Lifespans: 6,249thHealthiest Citizens: 6,554thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,737thMost Conservative: 9,285thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,416thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,630thMost Developed: 11,951stSmartest Citizens: 13,478thSafest: 14,002ndTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 14,904thHighest Economic Output: 15,601stMost Corrupt Governments: 15,842ndHighest Poor Incomes: 18,660thMost Patriotic: 19,135thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,360thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22,103rdMost Influential: 23,851stHighest Food Quality: 25,174thMost Extreme: 26,501stHighest Average Incomes: 28,515th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the region

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