The Confederacy of Ocean Bees is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Edward E Loll III with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory military service and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 16.91 billion Ocean Beesians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Defense, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bees Knees City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.8%.

The thriving Ocean Beesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,528 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Trout Farming. Average income is 90,380 pounds, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 357,512 per year while the poor average 15,456, a ratio of 23.1 to 1.

Preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime, Jennifer Government is a bestseller, soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets, and the weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Ocean Bees's national animal is the Flying Dolphins, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Ocean Bees is ranked 132,949^th in the world and 13^th in Singapore for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 772.5 on the Gilded Widget Scale.