The Holy Empire of Ooh My God is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Allan Amazing with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, anti-smoking policies, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 25.518 billion Ooh My Godians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of OMG-town. The average income tax rate is 62.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Ooh My Godian economy, worth a remarkable 2,253 trillion OMGS a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 88,304 OMGS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

The nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, retiring citizens are dragged away in the middle of the night by mysterious men in black suits, and public nudity is compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ooh My God's national animal is the bat, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Amazingness.

Ooh My God is ranked 176,792^nd in the world and 10^th in Sex for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 33,026.02 Standard Monetary Units.