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Most Armed: 9,963rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 12,283rdMost Authoritarian: 19,920th
The Federation of
Psychotic Dictatorship
In memory of the region I once represented
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Civil Rights
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Economy
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Political Freedom
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Yessssss Delegation

Population1.699 billion

Currencypound
Animalsquirrel

The Federation of Yessssss Delegation is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, prohibition of alcohol, and complete absence of social welfare. The cynical, devout population of 1.699 billion Yessssss Delegationians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 27.9%.

The Yessssss Delegationian economy, worth 111 trillion pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 65,378 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Former bars are desperately trying to re-brand themselves as cafés, trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy, hospitals have to sell their computers on vBay in order to afford the ransomware decryption payments, and soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yessssss Delegation's national animal is the squirrel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Yessssss Delegation is ranked 273,435th in the world and 1st in RAMS for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -10.49 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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Most Armed: 9,963rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 12,283rdTop
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Most Authoritarian: 19,920thLargest Mining Sector: 26,286th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Yessssss Delegation, soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers.
  • : Following new legislation in Yessssss Delegation, hospitals have to sell their computers on vBay in order to afford the ransomware decryption payments.
  • : Following new legislation in Yessssss Delegation, trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy.
  • : Following new legislation in Yessssss Delegation, former bars are desperately trying to re-brand themselves as cafés.
  • : Following new legislation in Yessssss Delegation, schoolkids say that the air doesn't taste like wee-wee any more.
  • : Following new legislation in Yessssss Delegation, translators have been hired to deal with the varying regional accents during national political debates.
  • : Following new legislation in Yessssss Delegation, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs.
  • : Following new legislation in Yessssss Delegation, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel.
  • : Following new legislation in Yessssss Delegation, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Yessssss Delegation City.
  • : Following new legislation in Yessssss Delegation, broken suspension systems are giving auto repair shops plenty of business.

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