The Republic of Varmennia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Hermann Boesch with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The quiet, industrious population of 3.644 billion Varmennians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Liern. The average income tax rate is 21.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Varmennian economy, worth 154 trillion Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,489 Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

'Coloniser-in-Chief' has become Hermann Boesch's new moniker, everyone suspects that everyone else is a terrorist, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, and the nation's democracy attracts huddled masses yearning to breathe free. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Varmennia's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Varmennia is ranked 278,013^th in the world and 21^st in Trimaris for Most Patriotic, with 0.57 flags saluted per person per day.