The Dominion of Nordic Tinox is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Oliver Essener with a fair hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, frequent executions, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 4.059 billion Tinots are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jokent. The average income tax rate is 24.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tinoxci economy, worth 407 trillion Tilones a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 100,468 Tilones, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Crow Dung" has been declared a national treasure, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, town welcome signs list corporate sponsors, and it is typical to be greeted by a string of curse words in Tinoxci restaurants. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Nordic Tinox's national animal is the Crow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Nordic Tinox is ranked 233,746^th in the world and 353^rd in Nordic Lands for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -5.37 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.