The Größerres Kaiserreich of Porustania is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Kaiser Johann I with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ritual sacrifices, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 3.791 billion Porustanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Astania. The average income tax rate is 66.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Porustanian economy, worth 503 trillion Porustanian Lvanches a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 132,924 Porustanian Lvanches, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Kaiser Johann I reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes, faceless corporations are expected to assume parental responsibility over millions of teenagers, the tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches, and the military has declared that 'a woman's place is in the mess hall'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Porustania's national animal is the Porustanian Condor, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Porustania is ranked 212,685^th in the world and 272^nd in KAISERREICH for Safest, scoring 31.56 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.