The Republic of Ile Morice is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Somesh with an even hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, public floggings, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-working, devout population of 12.303 billion Mauritians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Louis. The average income tax rate is 59.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mauritian economy, worth a remarkable 1,563 trillion Rupees a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 127,092 Rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Deli patrons examine their roast beef for undetonated explosives, the media only bothers polling the three most exclusive country clubs in the nation, Prime Minister Somesh is considering changing the Mauritian flag to one with more glitter, and there is a disproportionate number of poor people in prison. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ile Morice's national animal is the Dodo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Hinduism.

Ile Morice is ranked 46,283^rd in the world and 1^st in Great Europe for Most Corrupt Governments, with 44.69 kickbacks per hour.