The Colony of Oauie is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Howy Mandel with an even hand, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, enforced nudity, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 11.179 billion Oauieans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Silicon City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.9%.

The strong Oauiean economy, worth 684 trillion francs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Tourism, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 61,248 francs, with the richest citizens earning 8.2 times as much as the poorest.

Nobody draws smiley faces on receipts anymore, planespotters are emigrating in droves, you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence, and kids are told they can be whoever they want to be when they grow up. Crime is almost non-existent. Oauie's national animal is the emu and its national religion is Greyism.

Oauie is ranked 29,418^th in the world and 1^st in Mathematics for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 933.18 on the Clooney Contribution Index.