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I can't believe I wasn't here yesterday to see Lyrali get featured.
Thanks everyone for the messages!
I want a pizza.
Sorry, it must've been shipped to the next featured region.
hi im new
ok goodbye
i will explore the world!
Hello!
Bye and have fun! Well, that was quick.
we got featured.. i never though the day would be that... depressing..?
The sky is up.
How's life?
Beautiful just came back
Missed yall
Honk, Honk! 🚗
Hello, how is everybody?
Very good. How are you?
dead RMB again
roleplay wise, i think the war is still on.
so atleast there is activity, just not by posting.
The new NS MEGA FUN(tm) is here!!! >:)
• The proper way to deploy toilet paper 🧻
^ Vote vote vote! Or the ghost of Millard Fillmore will steal all of your socks..
eh, its basically frozen so
The next NS MEGA FUN POLL (tm) is here!!!!!
• "Toilet Paper: Folder or Scruncher
^ Failure to vote will cause a business of crows to roost in your underpants. DONT RISK IT!!!!!
I am (barely).
I've been busy.
Happy april fools! noone is active so i wont put april fools protocall into place
What's happening in Lyrali?
1 April 2024
Issue 180121
Bringing you censored, Lyrali state media since time immemorial.
I'm not sure what you're supposed to do with the buttons below. Wait, what happened to the buttons?
The Talking Point
Bax Marry, an alter ego of Max Barry, has taken over the universe. Marry stated in a press statement, "I will ensure that the universe continues to be rightfully subjugated under the all-powerful iron fists of the great NS Mods!"
Announcements, News, and Stuff
In response to Bax Marry's conquest of the universe, Lyrali shall declare independence from the universe. In a (not anymore) highly classified telegram written to 
Kimoa, 
The United Oceanian Isles, our Glorious Founder, Supreme Leader, and INGSOC Sympathiser (Potential Big Brother) declared that "No longer shall Lyrali suffer under the oppressive hands of 
Frontier Isles...oh sorry, I meant to say the Mods!"
News From Lyrali
20000 year-old ruins discovered in Lyrali's RMB puzzle scientists
LYRALI - It was 3:42 a.m. on February 29, when an insomniac NS user decided to scroll through Lyrali's long and historical RMB (although Actavii and 
Great Crisana have accused the user of attempting to steal important Lyralian documents). Unknowingly, the user stumbled upon an old RMB post, which apparently appeared to be more than 20000 years old. On February 30, the user returned again; however, this time, he was caught in the act of stalking the Lyralian RMB by an even more insomniac NS user, who immediately alerted Lyralian Chief of Security Frontier Isles; however, since the user told Frontier Isles that no one needed to be banned, Frontier Isles didn't bother logging on to NS until 8 weeks later. This ancient discovery on the internet has puzzled computer scientists from Frontier Isles, who said, "This is puzzling because we don't know how to use computers."
Embassy Report
The embassy count has been lost due to a recent fire that burned down the Lyralian Archives. Top officials in Lyrali assigned the task of making a new embassy report to The Vimia; however, after four weeks of still not receiving a report, Lyralian officials got angry and decided to nuke 
Fushcor (mistaking it for the Vimia), until Lyralian officials realized that the Vimia had already ceased to exist nearly two years ago.
Since then, the task of making an embassy report has been assigned to Frontier Isles, which turned out to be a terrible mistake because Frontier Isles does not know how to count.
Notice of the Day
Well, if you read this far, I hope you realized that it was all satire.
HAPPY APRIL FOOL'S DAY!
Have a nice day!
An update: Nuclear weapon that is the size of a entity known as your mother has been launched (im super late)
Hello, it's been a while. Everything going ok?
Yeah its fine, i just forgot my password. I dunno about the others though.
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