The Republic of Dangine card farm5 is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Abbath with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, ritual sacrifices, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 9.795 billion Dangine card farmers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pete Dangines Plantation. The average income tax rate is 69.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Danginean economy, worth a remarkable 1,303 trillion Dangoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 133,088 Dangoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Troops are either deafened by gunfire or a hysterical voice screaming the Party manifesto, the same 9795 social media bloggers always loudly and immediately agree with Abbath's every word on Twitcher, government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet, and scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dangine card farm5's national animal is the Joe Mama and its national religion is Satanism.

Dangine card farm5 is ranked 218,017^th in the world and 8^th in Lezzie for Safest, scoring 28.1 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.