The Constitutional Monarchy of Khedivate-of-Egypt is a large, safe nation, notable for its frequent executions, compulsory gun ownership, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, devout population of 80 million Egyptians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.4%.

The all-consuming Egyptian economy, worth 7.12 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 88,952 Pounds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 291,236 per year while the poor average 20,406, a ratio of 14.3 to 1.

Quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces, Tesco was recently named as the new national treasurer, road rage is rarer but more terminal now that many people drive fully-operational battle tanks to work, and trying to toast marshmallows in an electric fireplace just isn't the same. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Khedivate-of-Egypt's national animal is the Desert Fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Khedivate-of-Egypt is ranked 111,545^th in the world and 3,155^th in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 78.36 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.