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The RPSCR: IC-RP
Edition Three.
NOBLE REVOLT 10,000 STRONG.
A revolt led by a group of pardoned loyalists from the former Lord Protector's government was lit aflame three weeks prior under the banner of former Duchess Harlet Novalanda, the Duchess poised for a bureaucratic position promised by Slarol was abruptly ended when she and five other core conspirators began a large scale revolt from both loyalists and hired swords. The army estimated at ten thousand strong marched its way to Tango Fort, where 25,000 penal workers were taken to after mass arrests in the wake of the revolution. Workers there are on the road to constructing the soon-to-be-unveiled Tango Tractor Assembly Plant. An interception force of 3,000 strong, entrenched themselves along the main road forcing the revolting forces to attempt a lengthy detour.
Continuation of story one- Revolt crushed after battle of the Tango Fort & Silver Sword Falls.
After the denture forced upon the revolting forces, it gave Tango Fort guards and military units much-needed time to prepare formal defences, defending forces numbering just 5,000 strong thus a well-defendable plan was necessary to claim victory. This victory came with the entrapment of revolting forces, in total 3,500~ were captured, and all captured shall be added to the population of Tango Fort's penal workforce.
Bandits hanged in Conocu Town.
14 bandits of the notorious Redshoe gang were hanged in Conocu Town when the newly organized military planned and executed a false grain import operation, thus luring bandits in for an attack where instead they were met by officers of the law from Conocu Town's new Peoples Police force and military units. This event marks an important date for the state as Slarols War on Crime operations begin to be implemented in full force. Slraol was quoted praising local police in particular saying "It is great to see our people's police forces begin to take charge for the proletariat interests, and not of that of the wealthy and noble bloodlines."
Tango Fort penal units restart factory construction.
After the Revolt forces were crushed the government spared no time restarting the painstaking and frog-breaking construction of the Tango Tractor Assembly Plant, which is to be the second factory unveiled after the Valley Hold Locomotive & Oil Processing Plant is unveiled in one month's time.
Questions arise on the quality of soon-to-be Tango Tractor Assembly Plant's Machines of Agriculture.
Local farmers located in and around the Tango Tractor Assembly Plant's vicinity are set to be the first to trial the prototype tractors in aiding with agricultural activities. However, locals worry about the steam-powered nature of the MK1 Tractor prototype as the basic engine well easy to service and will last decades, is fuel hungry. Locals worry that water supplies plus coal and wood stores will deplete rapidly and question the plan altogether. Government officials reassure locals that the tractor is mealy a temporary measure and once a better understanding and grasp of petroleum engines are learnt from recovered books, and petroleum production begins, an MK1.2.0 model will replace all MK1 and MK1 variants. The MK1 prototype will be developed into the MK1.1.0 model for mass production once data from the prototype MK1 yields test results from the 200 or so farms that will be given MK1 models. The Tango Tractor Assembly Plant is set to open and complete all MK1 prototype models by the first half of the second and final year of Slarols Emergency Plan to Avert Famine.
Soviet Navy Founded to Escort Grain Shipments to the Marsh Isles of HombHoney.
After the collapse of the Lord Protector's government shipping lanes as well as fisheries collapsed due to the elimination of the corrupt capitalistic agrarian economy. With no economy to fuel seaside villages and hamlets began to fall into social and societal disarray, and inland towns formerly served by these fishing villages began to serve. In response the state began to open up its stored grain reserves, however, these desperate communities did not get the same as local fishing could sustain populations, with poverty ripe and frogs desperate piracy was reborn. In response, Slarol and his government funded the creation of the Soviet Naval Forces, in part hieing hundreds exclusively from these desperate seaside villages and hamlets, hieing the very pirates who days ago attacked grain shipments now as its protectors. This move in combination with the creation of State-run cooperatives levying fishing quotas has rebirthed the economy of these regions. Well, life has not returned to the quality these fisher-frogs are used too, the flow of soviet commerce is no doubt a glorious accomplishment from the state! It is purely a matter of time until the looming industrial people revolution uplifts even these small seaside hamlets into a new quality of life never seen before!
A special Soviet naval commerce stamp is said to be released in the coming months as the Soviet Postal service is brought to every city, town, village, and hamlet across the planet.
Emergency Plan so far Proving Successful.
The state is reporting information that the set-in-motion Emergency Plan to Avert Famine is remarkably successful, in fact, one month ahead of schedule, and that newspaper printing offices are being developed across the state under the supervision of the NPPBD to print our very newspaper with even greater speeds, and the creation of locally based newspaper prints. The spread of information is seemingly calming the populace as the winds of change and support of General Secretary Slarol are booming and blooming!
Slrarol says "Reach for the Stars."
General Secretary Slarol has stated that once the Emergency Plan is completed the state must focus its growing industrial might not only onto itself, but also to the space program. Slarol has set forth plans to decommission all three current spaceships in order to finally serve all connections to the former Lord Protector's Government. Slarol hopes to launch the state's first spaceship within 5-7 years time.
Event 4 (Ice Hockey) Results
1st: 
Philosophical Psychologists
2nd: 
Roman Ravenia (1-4, PHP)
3rd: 
Yodle (4-5 OT, ROR)
4th: Sicario Mercenary Corps (3-4, PHP)
5th: Safiloa (5-6, ROR)
6th: Tea Island Systems (3-4, SMC)
7th: The Washington Federation (2-4, PHP)
8th: Ardeyn (1-4, YOD)
9th: Lkandria (4-5 OT, SAF)
10th: Talamia (4-5, ROR)
11th: New United Common-lands (3-4, TWF)
12th: Kanoshu (2-3, ARD)
13th: The Independent States of Allied Forces (3-6, PHP)
14th: Kaidia (3-5, TIS)
15th: Veyoris (1-3, SMC)
16th: Lawid (1-3, YOD)
17th: Alyraa (3-4 OT, SAF)
18th: Shilovo (3-4 OT, ARD)
19th: Venovica (4-5, VEY)
20th: Soviet Federation of Eurasia (3-4, PHP)
21st: Eruistan (2-3, LAW)
22nd: Onionist Randosia (1-2, KAN)
23rd: Socialistic Britain (2-4, KAI)
24th: Mjau (3-5, NUC)
25th: Sovetsya (3-5, SMC)
26th: Osreton (2-5, LKA)
27th: Burgundu (3-6, ISA)
28th: America the Greater (0-2, ROR)
29th: Matheo Land 2 (0-3, TWF)
30th: Lemona (0-3, YOD)
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Current Overall Top 5:
1st: Philosophical Psychologists - 66 pts.
2nd: 
Tea Island Systems - 66 pts.
3rd: 
Talamia - 62 pts.
4th: 
Safiloa - 59 pts.
5th: Roman Ravenia - 58 pts.
Event 5 (Ski Jump) Results
1st: Burgundu - 123.2m
2nd (4T): 
New United Common-lands - 120.0m
3rd (4T): 
Osreton - 120.0m
4th (4T): Tea Island Systems - 120.0m
5th (4T): Roman Ravenia - 120.0m
6th (3T): Sovetsya - 118.4m
7th (3T): Alyraa - 118.4m
8th (3T): America the Greater - 118.4m
9th (3T): Kanoshu - 116.8m
10th (3T): Kaidia - 116.8m
11th (3T): Talamia - 116.8m
12th: Venovica - 115.2m
13th (4T): Lemona - 113.6m
14th (4T): Ardeyn - 113.6m
15th (4T): Onionist Randosia - 113.6m
16th (4T): Lkandria - 113.6m
17th: Philosophical Psychologists - 112.0m
18th (3T): Safiloa - 110.4m
19th (3T): The Washington Federation - 110.4m
20th (3T): Lawid - 110.4m
21st: Sicario Mercenary Corps - 108.8m
22nd: Matheo Land 2 - 107.2m
23rd (T): Veyoris - 105.6m
24th (T): Mjau - 105.6m
25th: Soviet Federation of Eurasia - 102.4m
26th: Shilovo - 100.8m
27th (T): Yodle - 99.2m
28th (T): Socialistic Britain - 99.2m
29th: Eruistan - 97.6m
30th: The Independent States of Allied Forces - 94.4m
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Current Overall Top 5:
1st: Tea Island Systems - 86 pts.
2nd: Roman Ravenia - 77 pts.
3rd: Talamia - 75 pts.
4th: Burgundu - 74 pts.
5th: Philosophical Psychologists - 73 pts.
The latest issue of The Winter Gazette, for your reading pleasure.
Dispatch:
Correspondent of the Wintercrest Central News Agency, District of Internal Affairs - Office of Information
You're reading the 3rd issue of the People's Constitutional Republic of Wintercrest's regional newspaper, the Winter Gazette! Where all regional and external affairs of Wintercrest are journalized in one factbook for the People.
The Winter Gazette is not responsible for any nausea, fatigue, diarrhea, stolen newspaper copies, death or other illness which might be caused when reading the ensuing articles, nor do we refund...
Activity? In Wintercrest?
Beginning January 5th-7th, 2024, Wintercrest will start movie watch parties in the regional discord server, taking place every weekend. Aimed to begin a cycle of sustained and continuous activity for the region, The Independent States of Allied Forces hopes to see large turnout for the events. "What we're trying to do here is start off with something simple but effective. Anyone can join, anyone can put their two cents. It's going to be a lot of fun and I hope to see people enjoying it." He stated in an exclusive interview with the Winter Gazette. The ISAF plans to use a form in which anyone can propose a movie. From there, nations will be able to vote upon which movie they'd like to watch. "The goal is to have all the proposed movies be watched at some point. So if your movie didn't get selected that week, try again next week."
The first Google form is set to be sent out Sunday, December 31st, 2023, as we head into the New Year.
Project Snowfall
By Belkan Pride || Saturday, December 23rd, 2023 || 2132 CST
The Independent States of Allied Forces gave a surprise speech to the citizens and residents of Wintercrest on December 23rd. Announcing the implementation of what he called “Project Snowfall”, the ISAF called for revival effort that focused on the internal cogwheels of Wintercrest. “For too long, we have been focused on what the world thinks of us; making sure our appearance, what shows on the outside is perfect. But what about what’s inside? We have done nothing to sustain our body and it is now shriveled up, weak. There is no substance.”
Project Snowfall focuses on 4 key points which will take place over the course of 2024. If successful, the project will establish a cycle of continuity and sustainability for Wintercrest.
The ISAF encourages all citizens and residents of Wintercrest to join and help out. More information can be found out by telegramming The Independent States of Allied Forces or by joining the regional discord server.
For those interested in how Project Snowfall will be planned out, please see the link below:
12 year old modern demigod, Percy Jackson, is coming to terms with his newfound divine powers when the sky god, Zeus, accuses him of stealing his master lightning bolt; with his friend's help, Percy must restore order to Olympus.
A stunning adaptation of Rick Riordan’s book series, Percy Jackson and the Olympians is everything the movies failed to live up to. Visually beautiful while staying true to the story line, the perfectly selected cast will have you on the edge of your seat impatiently waiting for the next episode to drop. Perhaps some burnt offerings to the gods will heed your wish?
New episodes release every Tuesday, 6 PM PST/9 PM EST
New residents and citizens! What do you think about Wintercrest? Are you enjoying your time here? Any suggestions on what you'd like to see? Telegram us at Wintercrest Central News Agency and let us know!
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BREAKING NEWS! WINTERCREST TO WELCOME UPONDA BACK TO THE OLYMPICS!
Summer Olympic defending champion 
Uponda has recently resurfaced from the boneyard. To this end, in a disappointing Winter Olympic season so far for Wintercrest, Shilovo may end up being replaced by Uponda, to be effective when the next event is set to begin.
Event 6 (Luge) Results
1st: 
Venovica - 3:15.58
2nd: Burgundu - 3:33.34
3rd: 
Alyraa - 3:38.60
4th: Mjau - 3:47.40
5th: Tea Island Systems - 3:56.50
6th: Veyoris - 3:56.71
7th: New United Common-lands - 3:56.80
8th: The Washington Federation - 3:56.81
9th: Osreton - 3:56.82
10th: Sicario Mercenary Corps - 3:57.03
11th: Talamia - 3:57.08
12th: Lkandria - 4:01.53
13th: Lemona - 4:01.93
14th: Ardeyn - 4:02.07
15th: Onionist Randosia - 4:06.11
16th: Eruistan - 4:06.26
17th: Socialistic Britain - 4:06.33
18th: Kanoshu - 4:10.96
19th: Uponda - 4:10.98
20th: Lawid - 4:15.58
21st: The Independent States of Allied Forces - 4:15.72
22nd: America the Greater - 4:20.95
23rd: Roman Ravenia z 4:21.12
24th: Sovetsya - 4:25.03
25th: Yodle - 4:25.55
26th: Matheo Land 2 - 4:34.86
27th: Philosophical Psychologists - 4:35.08
28th: Safiloa - 4:44.81
29th: Kaidia - 4:54.58
30th: Soviet Federation of Euraisa - 4:59.41
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Current Overall Top 5:
1st: Tea Island Systems - 105 pts.
2nd: Burgundu - 101 pts.
3rd: Venovica - 92 pts.
4th: Talamia - 88 pts.
5th: Osreton - 79 pts.
Event 7 (Halfpipe) Results
1st: Lawid, 77.67/100
2nd: Roman Ravenia, 67.83/100
3rd: Venovica, 62.67/100
4th: Matheo Land 2, 62.33/100
5th: Eruistan, 62.17/100
6th: Yodle, 61.50/100
7th: Tea Island Systems, 59.67/100
8th: Osreton, 58.50/100
9th: Socialistic Britain, 55.33/100
10th: The Independent States of Allied Forces, 53.00/100
11th: America the Greater, 52.17/100
12th: New United Common-lands, 51.67/100
13th: Talamia, 49.50/100
14th: Soviet Federation of Eurasia, 48.33/100
15th: Alyraa, 45.00/100
16th: Ardeyn, 44.71/100
17th: Philosophical Psychologists, 44.33/100
18th: Sovetsya, 44.17/100
19th: Kanoshu, 43.83/100
20th: Onionist Randosia, 42.43/100
21st: Sicario Mercenary Corps, 42.33/100
22nd: Lemona, 40.50/100
23rd: Safiloa, 40.33/100
24th: Lkandria, 38.17/100
25th: The Washington Federation, 37.33/100
26th: Uponda, 33.83/100
27th: Veyoris, 29.83/100
28th: Kaidia, 29.17/100
29th: Burgundu, 26.00/100
30th: Mjau, 25.17/100
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Current Overall Top 5:
1st: Tea Island Systems - 122 pts.
2nd: Venovica - 117 pts.
3rd: Roman Ravenia - 105 pts.
4th: Talamia - 99 pts.
5th: Osreton - 95 pts.
Tea Island Systems and Lawid
4th! After a few bad results in earlier events, Matheo land 2 rise to 4th!
Event 8 (Skiing) Results
1st: New United Common-lands - 1:47.18
2nd: 
Ardeyn - 1:55.50
3rd: Eruistan - 2:00.46
4th: Lawid - 2:01.85
5th: Osreton - 2:03.23
6th: The Washington Federation - 2:04.62
7th (T): Onionist Randosia - 2:11.79
8th (T): Yodle - 2:11.79
9th: Sicario Mercenary Corps - 2:13.71
10th: The Independent States of Allied Forces - 2:18.00
11th: America the Greater - 2:18.60
12th: Lemona - 2:19.20
13th: Burgundu - 2:19.80
14th: Matheo Land 2 - 2:21.00
15th: Venovica - 2:21.60
16th (T): Roman Ravenia - 2:22.20
17th (T): Veyoris - 2:22.20
18th: Safiloa - 2:28.50
19th: Uponda - 2:29.63
20th: Talamia - 2:30.75
21st: Kaidia - 2:34.59
22nd: Tea Island Systems - 2:38.29
23rd: Mjau - 2:39.35
24th: Alyraa - 2:43.00
25th: Soviet Federation of Eurasia - 2:43.50
26th: Kanoshu - 2:44.50
27th: Philosophical Psychologists - 2:45.50
28th: Lkandria - 2:47.00
29th: Socialistic Britain - 2:54.79
30th: Sovetsya - 3:04.05
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Current Overall Top 5:
1st: Venovica - 126 pts.
2nd: Tea Island Systems - 124 pts.
3rd: New United Common-lands - 114 pts.
4th: Osreton - 114 pts.
5th: Roman Ravenia - 113 pts.
Event 9 (Curling) Results
1st: Talamia
2nd: Burgundu (7-11, TAL)
3rd: Yodle (8-9, BUR)
4th: Uponda (7-15, TAL)
5th: Kanoshu (6-8, UPO)
6th: Safiloa (6-10, TAL)
7th: The Independent States of Allied Forces (5-10, BUR)
8th: Eruistan (6-14, YOD)
9th: Tea Island Systems (9-10, ERU)
10th: Venovica (7-8, SAF)
11th: The Washington Federation (12-16, KAN)
12th: Philosophical Psychologists (11-18, BUR)
13th: America the Greater (5-9, ISA)
14th: Lawid (7-15, YOD)
15th: Kaidia (3-11, TAL)
16th: Roman Ravena (1-8, UPO)
17th: New United Common-lands (10-11, ISA)
18th (T): Socialistic Britain (9-10, TAL)
19th (T): Matheo Land 2 (9-10, ERU)
20th: Sovetsya (9-13, ATG)
21st: Veyoris (4-6, LAW)
22nd: Onionist Randosia (4-7, YOD)
23rd: Lkandria (7-15, BUR)
24th: Soviet Federation of Eurasia (4-10, ROR)
25th: Mjau (5-13, PHP)
26th: Sicario Mercenary Corps (4-11, SAF)
27th: Ardeyn (3-9, KAI)
28th: Osreton (4-13, KAN)
29th: Lemona (2-12, UPO)
30th: Alyraa (3-21, TWF)
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These Nations Can Still Win The Olympics:
1st: Venovica - 140 pts.
2nd: Tea Island Systems - 139 pts.
3rd: Talamia - 133 pts.
4th: Burgundu - 132 pts.
5th: New United Common-lands - 121 pts.
6th: Roman Ravenia - 121 pts.
7th: Lawid - 113 pts.
8th: Osreton - 109 pts.
Event 10 (Biathlon) Results
1st: Philosophical Psychologists - 58.25, 1p
2nd: 
Lkandria - 59.16, 2p
3rd: Osreton - 1:02.27, 1p
4th: Venovica - 1:04.30, 3p
5th: Tea Island Systems - 1:06.32, 1p
6th: Alyraa - 1:06.48, 1p
7th: Sovetsya - 1:07.34, 2p
8th: Burgundu - 1:08.30, 3p
9th (T): Roman Ravenia - 1:08.41, 3p
10th (T): Yodle - 1:08.41, 3p
11th: Talamia - 1:10.41, 5p
12th: Eruistan - 1:11.41, 6p
13th: Mjau - 1:11.52, 2p
14th: Kanoshu - 1:11.56, 2p
15th: Onionist Randosia - 1:12.56, 3p
16th: The Washington Federation - 1:15.92, 2p
17th: Uponda - 1:17.78, 4p
18th: Matheo Land 2 - 1:18.83, 5p
19th: America the Greater - 1:18.86, 5p
20th: The Independent States of Allied Forces - 1:19.78, 6p
21st: Lawid - 1:19.83, 6p
22nd: Soviet Federation of Eurasia - 1:20.76, 7p
23rd: Sicario Mercenary Corps - 1:20.81, 7p
24th: Safiloa - 1:21.06, 3p
25th: Socialistic Britain - 1:22.21, 4p
26th: New United Common-lands - 1:23.07, 5p
27th: Ardeyn - 1:27.42, 5p
28th: Veyoris - 1:28.40, 6p
29th: Kaidia - 1:29.82, 3p
30th: Lemona - 1:49.40, 5p
2023-24 InterLeft Winter Olympics - Final Standings
1st: Venovica - 160
2nd: Tea Island Systems - 158
3rd: Burgundu - 148
4th: Talamia - 146
5th: Roman Ravenia - 136
6th: Osreton - 134
7th: New United Common-lands - 119
8th: Philosophical Psychologists - 116
9th: Lawid - 116
10th: 
Onionist Randosia - 99
11th: Eruistan - 94
12th: Ardeyn - 86
13th: Yodle - 86
14th: 
America the Greater - 86
15th: Safiloa - 85
16th: 
Matheo land 2 - 79
17th: Alyraa - 78
18th: Uponda/Shilovo - 75
19th: 
Sovetsya - 71
20th: 
The Washington Federation - 70
21st: 
Sicario Mercenary Corps - 67
22nd: Lkandria - 66
23rd: 
Mjau - 58
24th: 
Lemona - 55
25th: 
Kanoshu - 54
26th: 
Socialistic Britain - 49
27th: 
Kaidia - 47
28th: 
Veyoris - 37
29th: 
The Independent States of Allied Forces - 36
30th: 
Soviet Federation of Eurasia - 29
Hello, sorry to bother you, but it would be really helpful if you could vote in New Thaitiuca's presidential runoff election, none of the candidates having received more than 50% of all votes during the first round. Everything is explained here:
Time has come in New Thaitiuca for new elections. President James Foster will have to step down (or not). Parliament elections will also take place, renewing our lawmakers. Vote in these crucial elections, that will determine the future of our dear country.
Political Program: I am a strong advocate for devolution and decentralization. My program focuses on empowering local communities, promoting regional autonomy, and advocating for a system with many ministers as leaders. I believe that a more localized approach to governance will lead to better representation and responsiveness to the unique needs of different regions within New Thaitiuca. I also wish to boost our budget for the environmental department, so as to better take care of our planet.
Vote at the following links:
- Presidential election: https://strawpoll.com/BJnX8AerXnv
- Legislative election: https://strawpoll.com/e7ZJGA4OYy3
Vote ends in two days!
Friday, January the 5th, 2024
Election results have come through!
Legislative elections (Parliament has 400 seats):
- Unity for Progress: 30.56% --> 122 seats
- People's Freedom Collective: 22.22% --> 89 seats
- Regional Empowerment Alliance: 16.67% --> 67 seats
- Communist Party: 16.67% --> 67 seats
- Visionary Dominion Party: 5.56% --> 22 seats
- Heritage and Stability Party: 5.56% --> 22 seats
- National Defense Coalition: 2.78% --> 11 seats
Talks are now beginning between parties so as to form governing coalitions in Parliament. James Foster's Unity for Progress party having received the most votes, it has the right to try to form a coalition first. However, this task seems difficult, there being many different small parties in Parliament.
Presidential elections:
- Max Chaos: 40%
- James Foster: 32%
- Isabella Rivers: 8%
- Claire Middleton: 8%
- Victor Ironside: 4%
- Robert Darmanin: 4%
- Cathrine Catsworth - Standalone candidate for absolute monarchy: 4%
No candidate having received more than 50% of all votes, the runoff election is being held. Voting is possible for two days at the following link: https://strawpoll.com/61gDm03jVZw
Votes are urged to cast their ballot, the result of this election deciding New Thaitiuca's future. Both Max Chaos and James Foster have strong party representation in Parliament.
Sunday, January the 7th, 2024
The people have spoken. The final results have come through.
- Max Chaos: 56.52% of total votes
- James Foster: 21.74% of total votes
- Other: 21.74% of total votes
Max Chaos becomes the new president of New Thaitiuca. Meanwhile, James Foster has called all heads of parties to him, to start coalition negociations.
https://strawpoll.com/61gDm03jVZw
Thank you for your time!
Voted for Cathrine Catsworth!
and IM back
I made this because I believe I've lost the password for the old dispatch nation. New United Common-lands could you give this communications and appearance authority please?
- Onionist Randosia
Greetings from Wintercrest! We are having a game night tomorrow (Saturday, March 16th), at 6 PM CST in our Discord server! Featuring games such as Cards Against Humanity and Skribbl.io, it's sure to be a lot of fun!
https://discord.com/invite/qnBXWBrCup?event=1216871749715759324
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