The Federative Soviet Republic of Third Soviet Union is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by General Secretary Artyom with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, parental licensing program, and soft-spoken computers. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 10.365 billion Soviets have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important, while Environment and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Soviet economy, worth a remarkable 3,849 trillion Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 371,365 Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mathematicians are gathering an infinite number of Bears and typewriters to see if they can recreate the works of Max Barry, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, self-driving cars are unpopular due to suspicion that they murder their passengers, and any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Third Soviet Union's national animal is the Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Third Soviet Union is ranked 293,032^nd in the world and 119^th in Institute of Cellulose for Nicest Citizens, with 0.12 average smiles per day.