The Kravorian Union of The Joeanian Republic is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Theta Trion with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 6.183 billion Kavorias are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lakertya. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Kavoria economy, worth a remarkable 1,444 trillion Kavorian Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 233,549 Kavorian Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Theta Trion's throne, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, and Theta Trion's reputation is hard as nails. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Joeanian Republic's national animal is the Kravorian Hound, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Quintism.

The Joeanian Republic is ranked 291,794^th in the world and 132^nd in Institute of Cellulose for Most Primitive, scoring -870.07 on the Scary Big Number Scale.