The United Federation of Uncialium is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by High Chancellor Cunzel Aalzak with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.028 billion Uncians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of La Uncia. The average income tax rate is 58.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Uncian economy, worth a remarkable 1,273 trillion Uncia Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 127,033 Uncia Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia, young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts, and coalition governments are essential to passing new laws. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uncialium's national animal is the Seahawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Uncialium is ranked 29,715^th in the world and 4^th in Greater Alphan Empire for Safest, scoring 109.32 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.