The Holy Constitutional Empire of Cretoia-Slrathria is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Sultan-Emperor Schon with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, free-roaming dinosaurs, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, devout population of 7.293 billion ConZeishen-Qa are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sasanqua-Io. The average income tax rate is 74.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Kashin-Zed economy, worth 470 trillion Ƶhaymaſens a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 64,446 Ƶhaymaſens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, the government is constantly producing new maps to accommodate the continual renaming of cities, sales of trenchcoats are on the rise, and school uniforms are compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cretoia-Slrathria's national animal is the Axolotl, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Cretoia-Slrathria is ranked 8,670^th in the world and 1^st in The House of Prayer for Highest Food Quality, scoring 170.47 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.