The Sozialistische Union of Xixxsograd is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Scott Mitchell with an even hand, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 8.676 billion Xixxsogradians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xixxsograd city. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Xixxsogradian economy, worth a remarkable 2,590 trillion Xixxsars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 298,588 Xixxsars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

High school bands practice by moonlight, couples are discouraged from marrying until they can rank their partner on a scale of one to ten, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days, and the standardised national curriculum requires that all-male classes be taught why they have periods. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xixxsograd's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is atheism.

Xixxsograd is ranked 900^th in the world and 1^st in Giggsostan for Safest, scoring 169.57 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.