The Democratic People's Union of South Miruva is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Chief Executive Moski Emers with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.903 billion South Miruvians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lutternas. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient South Miruvian economy, worth a remarkable 3,017 trillion Miruvian Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 189,760 Miruvian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Transgender and agender are on the education agenda, the government is hungry to spread communism beyond the nation's borders, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, and nothing gets the party jumping like Chief Executive Moski Emers specifying how high. Crime is totally unknown. South Miruva's national animal is the Beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Posadism-Hoxhaism.

South Miruva is ranked 290,097^th in the world and 371^st in The Leftist Assembly for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.27 kickbacks per hour.