The Republic of Jutsilonia is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 6.108 billion Jutsilonians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 42.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Jutsilonian economy, worth 185 trillion bowl of corn chowders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 30,381 bowl of corn chowders, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Surveillance cameras are banned, genetic researchers have been expelled, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, and droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police. Crime is totally unknown. Jutsilonia's national animal is the kitten, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Jutsilonia is ranked 228,914^th in the world and 76^th in International Democratic Union for Highest Food Quality, scoring 9.38 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.