The Kingdom of Simonia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Simone with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.535 billion Simonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alliyora. The average income tax rate is 75.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Simonian economy, worth 184 trillion Simonian dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 120,302 Simonian dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Shady doctors seem to have impeccable records, there is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every Simonian grocery store, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, and urban entrepreneurs are busy introducing cockroaches into restaurant kitchens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Simonia's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Simonia is ranked 19,219^th in the world and 1^st in MJT for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 286.35 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.