The Federal Republic of Alexanderian Macedonia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Watson Jay Bird with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 34.816 billion Alexanderian Macedonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Empire City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Alexanderian Macedonian economy, worth an astonishing 14,213 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 408,255 Credits, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

Only the richest get to see out of their windows, the army lures cannon fodder with promises of a college education, the government has spent days debating the merits of a petition calling for a ban on sporks, and supermarket milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alexanderian Macedonia's national animal is the Green Cheek Conure, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Alexanderian Macedonia is ranked 227^th in the world and 2^nd in Equilism for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 19,196.99 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.