The Grand Duchy of Argyll is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 23.901 billion Argyllians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 19.1%.

The strong Argyllian economy, worth a remarkable 1,096 trillion pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. Average income is 45,897 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Military spending is on the increase, citizens select which government department gets their income tax pounds each year, divorce is illegal, and education and welfare spending are on the rise. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Argyll's national animal is the tern, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Argyll is ranked 199,076^th in the world and 77^th in England for Lowest Crime Rates, with 56.76 law-abiding acts per hour.