The Fake History Creators of FYROM not Macedonia is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 37.306 billion FYROM not Macedonians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 40.3%.

The all-consuming FYROM not Macedonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,734 trillion denars a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Gambling, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 73,287 denars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 282,997 per year while the poor average 13,034, a ratio of 21.7 to 1.

The nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields, citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors, city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people, and medical lawsuits are out of control. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. FYROM not Macedonia's national animal is the rat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

FYROM not Macedonia is ranked 207,059^th in the world and 39^th in Eastern Roman Empire for Highest Food Quality, scoring 11.44 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.