The Bannorn of Yaracuwan is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Bann Rem vos Moluno with a fair hand, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, state-planned economy, and compulsory military service. The democratic, devout population of 9.636 billion Yaracuwanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sihaya. The average income tax rate is 16.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Yaracuwanian economy, worth 551 trillion kamas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Trout Farming. Average income is 57,183 kamas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, political dissidents are cut off from essential services, parents dread their examinations more than their children, and crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination. Crime is totally unknown. Yaracuwan's national animal is the kangaroo mouse and its national religion is Vezkelios.

Yaracuwan is ranked 123,015^th in the world and 2^nd in Deep Storage for Lowest Crime Rates, with 63.41 law-abiding acts per hour.